So! How y'all doping folks? Thank you, thank you very much. Oh GREAT! Your back! Yeah, you in that green shirt with the ketchup spilled all over it. Hmm... well excuse me! Now what type of man spills lipstick ALL over their shirt!? Oh, well pardon me Miss! Geezers. Well anyway my chicken laid an egg, umm... two days ago, yesterday. It was Teeny Weeny! Well, I just wanted to type because I hadn't for a while. Well see ya!

PEACE!

Big Mama

Well, mmm, mmm, mmm! Chocolate strawberries are GOOD! (No, make your own.) So, ANYWAY! OK, you know Neopets? Well I just played it for like an HOUR straight. Yesterday is was probably like 2 hours... well not straight I think. What? No I am not addicted! I just kinda, play, a little more than... fine. But anyway. We start school on this comeing Wednsday. (Who are you laughing at? :) ) So... my life doesn't really have any exciting turns. ( HEY! If you think Little Cheetah's is better than why don't you go read it? ) So, since I really actually do care about the peepl who read me blogs, why don't you guys just put up a post that tells me what you would like more of, less of, anything like that.

PEACE!

Big Mama

So.. today was the departure of Crackalackin. Well after our sleepover anyways. (Unfortunately) So, well we're gonna make chocolate and strawberries. Well, I'm sorry guys but I really have nothing to write about or make fun of. Except for that guy, yeah you, with the funny shirt, that green shirt, it looks like it, what is that on it!? Is that... makeup? :)

Well today is a really nice day. :) So how are you peepl? I got this really cool mood necklace from ma buddy Angela. Hey, if any of you are reading this, you can check out Crackalackin's blog at littlecheetah.blogspot.com. It's just about her life. Even though MY blog is much more exciting! OK fine, maybe it's not, (OK who did that "Yeah!"!?) Well, if you guys want to know cool stuff about the weather in Tokyo, or if squirrels in Zimbabwe wear hats, then just leave a comment on my blog. So, Crackalackin is coming to my house tonight! :) (I can't get outta this one!) No, we're good buddys! Well now at my cousins house, well, umm, I'm here. Welll in case you are wondering why we have fires is because way back, about 100 B.C. (Before Coffee) a young tired man walked along a cold hard round. All of a sudden, an idea struck him! Literally, it was a bolt of lightning. Since the lightning made sparks, what would happen if he put some wood under the flash. Well, people from then on learned about fire. Well guys, I'm leaving. Oh, and if it's not to much to ask, (or even if it is,) if you are going on vacation or live in a spectacular place, please take a picture and send it to me. I love looking at pictures! (But please, don't send the picture to me if you do not like the idea of me being able to do whatever I want with it. Thanks!)

PEACE!

-Big Mama

Well today is the most fantabulous day of... August. Todays blog is unfortionatly going to have to be dhortet than usual. (HEY! I heard that clap!) But happily I am going to go to Olive Garden! Me and Crackalackin are going to go EAT SOME ITALIAN FOOD! Last night it was raining cats and dogs! Madness I tell you MADNESS! Well Like I said I think I'm taking off.

Put sugar on your undies, and pants in your coffee! (oh wait... oh heck with it B) )

PEACE!
Big Mama

Wassup fellow friends? Well tomorrow is a very exciting day! It is mwa birthday! If you are wondering my age then I will tell you this. It is EXTREMELY rude to ask a women like mwaself her age. And don't you go and guess what it is either. That is rather rude as well. Well, tomorrow me and my best friend, Crackalackin, are going to go eat at the very yummy and delightful OLIVE GARDEN! We might get one of those yummy chocolate cakes. They are SO GOOD! Well my sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet little cousin Jenna is (or was) excited for me to get my present. Now I don't know if she still is because she already told me what it was. BUT NO MATTER! I shall pretend to be so totally surprised as when I opened it. And alas it shall be remained secret. No you nosie nellies, it must be so secret, so diabolicaly secret, that even I must'nt know what thowith is. So, I was in my basement just sort of peeking around when all of a sudden, I FOUND THESE REALLY COOL JAPANESE LION STATUES!


Really cool facts! 18 facts to tell your friends!

1. 80% of millionaires drive used cars.
2. Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
3. Every hour one billion cells must be replaced.
4. Americans spend 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year.
5. The snowiest city in the U.S.: Blue Canyon, California.
6. A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.
7. The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.
8. On average, a person will spend somewhere around five years eating during his/her lifetime.
9. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month.
10. Liquid TIDE laundry detergent will glow under a blacklight.
11. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
12. The powder on chewing gum is finely-ground marble.
13. There was no punctuation until the 15th century. Geez.
14. A B-25 bomber airplane crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State building on July 28, 1945.
15. The first television commercial had a Bulova watched that ticked onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.
16. The poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
17. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
18. In England, in the 1880's, 'Pants' was considered a dirty word.

You have just learned 18 cool facts! Or maybe just heard them again.

Well my friends, I must go. Type later. Gotta go bug my uncle!

PEACE!
Big Mama

Howdy fellow friends! Today some cool facts are that it is around 79 degrees fahrenheit in Tokyo Japan, without mucus your tummy would digest itself, and that the sun makes very bad pancakes. In my imaginary world of flutterby's, it is 89 degrees fahrenheit!

Comedy Corner! Terrible jokes for you to laugh at!

Well, a young dog was playing with a frisbee. His master threw it to him again and again. Well once, the frisbee came at a perfecto angle. The dog wondered, why is that frisbee geting bigger? And then it hit him.


Thank you for reading Comedy Corner! ;)

Well, incase any of you nice happy peepl are wondering why the sky is blue, here is an answer. Go look it up. B) Well, so, what exactly do you peepl do for fun? I like skydiving, though I have not exactly accomplished it yet. If any of you like rpolice cars, then here is something for you. Go shoplift walmart and then you'll get a FREE ride in a police car. I know, you would'nt REALLY do that! I mean, what type of ridiculously strong freak could pick up walmart? It's ridiculous.

Well I'm leaving,

PEACE!
Big Mama